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A Collection of Random Thoughts…
  • Things you don't want to hear from Tech Support: "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

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  • It's a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.  --Albert Einstein

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  • In wine, there is truth; in beer, strength; in water, bacteria.

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  • The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

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  • Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. --Albert Einstein

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  • Hell is other people.  --Jean-Paul Sartre

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  • It is pointless dividing people into Good and Bad. People are either tedious or charming. --Oscar Wilde

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  • The wise man says, "I am looking for the truth", and the fool, "I have found the truth".  --Russian Proverb

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  • You stand on the bedrock of your faith.  My faith requires me to skip across the shifting sands of time. -Hanged Badger

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  • Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.  --George Carlin

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  • Create like a God, command like a King, work like a Slave.  --Brancusi

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  • Pain lets you know you're alive, pleasure lets you pretend that you're god.

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  • Cutting the space budget really restores my faith in humanity. It eliminates dreams, goals, and ideals and lets us get straight to the business of hate, debauchery, and self-annihilation.  --Johnny Hart

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  • People don't ask for facts in making up their minds. They would rather have one good, soul-satisfying emotion than a dozen facts.  --Robert Keith Leavitt

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  • There is this special biologist word we use for 'stable'.  It is 'dead'.  --Jack Cohen

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  • There are no atheists among engineers - we all know He's out to get us.

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  • You must unlearn what you have learned, if you wish to be a Jedi Knight.

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  • For the sake of argument I'll ignore all your fighting words.  --Larry Wall
Dyngus Day 2000