Friends, Dyngii, Countrymen.... Lend me
your Beer!! I would first like to point out that I am in no way advocating
any form of coup against the KING.
(wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
However, I believe that our Royal Court deserves, nay, requires a Court
Jester. It seems only fair that this esteemed title be
held by the greatest fool throughout the land! And what better way
to determine the greatest fool than in armed combat (armed with
spirits of course!). History has time and again pointed
out the greatest fool in our modest clan to be none other than King Dyngus
himself! I submit the following evidence as proof of my claims.
Beware, some of the evidence is not for the faint of heart....
Dyngus Day 1996 - Our King puts his best face forward.
Dyngus Day 1997 - The King attacks (molests?) other members of
royalty without provocation.
Dyngus Day 1997 - Our King participates in what seems to be some
bizarre body defacing ritual.
Dyngus Day 1997 - What is he making Prince Sphynkter Boy Do???
And so Good Citizens, I beseech you. Implore our
KING to set aside his crown for a day
and strap on the Royal Headgear that he has so rightfully earned!!!
May the power of Bonewah fill and guide you on your journeys.
Long Live the King!!
