The festivities begin indoors with some pool. We've decided upon shot for every scratch and two shots for losing. That's seems mostly harmless.

Tony hands off the phone to Leon.

The Duke sizes up his break. It would really suck to scratch now...

El Gato has his laptop handy. Got keep an eye on them internets. They are some tricky things.

The Duke awaits his next shot while talking the The Martyr. Steph looks on as she decides on the best time to do her shot.

Here we see an overexposed, way to close look at the back of Leon's head. I'm more interested in what Mark is trying to take a picture of.

Suart drools on his new Dyngus attire.

Seems the man holding the camera is standing a bit too close to his subject.

Action stops momentarily while everyone gathers around the Stu.

Looks like Ma and Pa are pleased with the newest picture of Stuart.

Mark looks over the table and calculating his shot.

Lots of booze, tech, and change for gambling. I think it will be a good day.

Queen Anne reclines. Saving her strength and enjoying the merriment at hand.

More photos of Lord Stuart are in the making.

Matty Bob sizes up his short as Stuart looks on.

Croquet is afoot and Leon is preparing for the onslaught.

This is a friendly game, right?

Well, Steph, you are correct, this is so typical...

Mallet. Check. Beer. Check. Gotta be crazy to be doing this. Check.

Oui, I only look French

Degree of difficulty, 3.0.

Cold and drunk is no way to go through life.

The three stooges are dead, right?

Gato, El Gato.

The ball went that way.

We like both kinds of beer.

Lounging around between games.

Corona, the beverage of professional croquet players.

Reclining dudes?

The Lovely Anne. She sure does look comfy.

You take another picture and I'll show you how Anne Queen of Scotch deals with bad peasants.

While Mark isn't amused someone is hitting his ball, Steph thinks it's a riot.

I may not dominate on the croquet field I can show you my pool stroke...

Portrait of a drunk King Dyngus.

Poker and booze, always a good combination.

Yes Steph my pair is bigger than yours.

Lord Stuart shows his Dyngus heritage.

Do we need to call Child and Family Services?