Robert: The ????????

M eet Robert, the first Oklahoman/Texan to celebrate Dyngus Day with our merry Clan. Robert is up for a title on Dyngus Day 1999 as it will be his 3rd year in attendance and he has more than upheld the traditions and values that our near and dear to our hearts.

Titles currently under consideration are:

• The Royal Horndog
• The Court Jester
• A Dyngus Gigolo
• Champion for the Court in the arena of chugging

B e Sure To Attend Dyngus Day 1999 to see what unfolds...